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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 05:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why did Mark Lane harass Helen Markham during an illegally recorded telephone conversation to misidentify Lee Harvey Oswald who she witnessed as the shooter of Tippit?

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

Why am I attracted to older men?

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What are some cute picnic ideas for a romantic date?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

No go.

Why wasn't Queen as successful in America as in other countries? Then, after Radio Ga Ga, they couldn't even get into the top 40 in America even when these songs were top 10 hits everywhere else in the world.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Does any unofficial Roman Catholic card exist in the world to play? In Italy, Rome & the Vatican City, can practising Catholics get any discounts as a tourist, & / or privileged admission to certain sights, with different rules for non Catholics?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

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Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

What life lesson did you learn the hard way?

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Why don’t people show patriot Donald Trump the respect he deserves? He’s successful in business, politics, and with the ladies.

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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